Comments for mprintz.net - This is not the site you are looking for http://mprintz.net Making fun of vegans since 1993. Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:35:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 Comment on Why I love the Internet, reason 943: by NNY http://mprintz.net/?p=13&cpage=1#comment-27 NNY Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:35:56 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=13#comment-27 that was the dumbest fucking thing i have EVER seen that was the dumbest fucking thing i have EVER seen

]]> Comment on People can’t fly. by Gentlemen ideology http://mprintz.net/?p=3&cpage=1#comment-24 Gentlemen ideology Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:24:52 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=3#comment-24 Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy -- H L Mencken Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy — H L Mencken

]]> Comment on About Me: by venomed apple http://mprintz.net/?page_id=2&cpage=1#comment-23 venomed apple Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:24:51 +0000 #comment-23 The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment -- unknown The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment — unknown

]]> Comment on People can’t fly. by tardy-gaited palace http://mprintz.net/?p=3&cpage=1#comment-22 tardy-gaited palace Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:11:45 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=3#comment-22 If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed -- Albert Einstein If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed — Albert Einstein

]]> Comment on About Me: by sheep-biting correspondent http://mprintz.net/?page_id=2&cpage=1#comment-21 sheep-biting correspondent Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:11:43 +0000 #comment-21 It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune -- Woody Allen It’s impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune — Woody Allen

]]> Comment on Insomnia: part whatever by Jack http://mprintz.net/?p=42&cpage=1#comment-20 Jack Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:33:38 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=42#comment-20 I dream EVERY night and there's nothing you can say to make me believe otherwise.. oh yea, forgot to mention, I'm full of shit ;) I haven't dreamed in so long, I'm not even sure I can anymore. I dream EVERY night and there’s nothing you can say to make me believe otherwise.. oh yea, forgot to mention, I’m full of shit ;)

I haven’t dreamed in so long, I’m not even sure I can anymore.

]]> Comment on Sparks by Jack http://mprintz.net/?p=39&cpage=1#comment-18 Jack Wed, 30 May 2007 23:17:09 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=39#comment-18 Mmmm fireflys. Come to think of it, it's been about 5 years since I've seen those magnificant creatures. Mmmm fireflys. Come to think of it, it’s been about 5 years since I’ve seen those magnificant creatures.

]]> Comment on I may be dirty… by Jack http://mprintz.net/?p=40&cpage=1#comment-17 Jack Wed, 30 May 2007 23:15:58 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=40#comment-17 Who called you dirty? You're not diry, just hygine-challanged :) I still love you ;P Who called you dirty? You’re not diry, just hygine-challanged :)

I still love you ;P

]]> Comment on My life, by Jack http://mprintz.net/?p=36&cpage=1#comment-10 Jack Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:51:54 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=36#comment-10 Life still sucks eh? That's what ThePlanet will do to a person. I just hope they move you to webdev so you can be in a better place and not have to deal with the day to day BS that is "the datacenter" Life still sucks eh? That’s what ThePlanet will do to a person. I just hope they move you to webdev so you can be in a better place and not have to deal with the day to day BS that is “the datacenter”

]]> Comment on With enemies like these… by Double D http://mprintz.net/?p=26&cpage=1#comment-7 Double D Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:04:02 +0000 http://mprintz.net/?p=26#comment-7 This is very interesting to me, because I have absolutely NO friends. But I have several acquaintances. And I wonder if it's because of ME, or because I'm so super critical of people, that any little nuance of the other person that I find...unappealing....dooms them to become, an "acquaintance". Since you brought it up, what is the definition of a "best friend"? You mentioned ranking friends, and that one, top person that sickens you the least would technically be considered your "best friend". That makes sense, on paper. Or am I waiting for that one weird son of a bitch, that's a complete mirror image of myself, but in another skin. And lets for a minute assume I run into this mirrored image one day, am I going to be able to stare myself in the face? I have, in my life, had people tell me, that "I", was their best friend. OK, and soon after those people have simply vanished. strange to me. So is it correct to have a best friend or be called a best friend. I have heard other married men say, "my wife is my best friend", this is a crock of shit....and a case of mistaken identity, or the wife has told them to say it.... So yes, I'm interested in yer thoughts on this, please elaborate. This is very interesting to me, because I have absolutely NO friends. But I have several acquaintances. And I wonder if it’s because of ME, or because I’m so super critical of people, that any little nuance of the other person that I find…unappealing….dooms them to become, an “acquaintance”.
Since you brought it up, what is the definition of a “best friend”?
You mentioned ranking friends, and that one, top person that sickens you the least would technically be considered your “best friend”. That makes sense, on paper. Or am I waiting for that one weird son of a bitch, that’s a complete mirror image of myself, but in another skin.
And lets for a minute assume I run into this mirrored image one day, am I going to be able to stare myself in the face?
I have, in my life, had people tell me, that “I”, was their best friend. OK, and soon after those people have simply vanished. strange to me.
So is it correct to have a best friend or be called a best friend.
I have heard other married men say, “my wife is my best friend”, this is a crock of shit….and a case of mistaken identity, or the wife has told them to say it….
So yes, I’m interested in yer thoughts on this, please elaborate.

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